If you're chinese.. your suppose to be the following:


CHINESE - chinks (derived from Chinese)

You speak loudly even if you`re only one foot away. - I dunt speak loudly .. do i ??

You’re cheap and ridiculously tight with your money. - me cheap?? yeah rite

Your parents speak to you in Chinese and speak English with an accent if they speak it at all. - very true

Your skin is oily and you`ve had a history with pimples because of the greasy food you eat. - my skin is oily. but never really had a zit problem

You’re a terrible driver. - Ha! definetly!! rite jo?

You have the furniture in your house in funky, illogical placesbecause your mom is superstitious. - mom is not superstitious

You love to eat at Chinese "cafe`s" and drink boba. - wats boba>??

You’re inherently rude, by culture. - i dun think i'm rude

Your kitchen smells like sesame oil and your bedroom smells like tiger balm. - nope.. neither one

You stick to your "own kind", having few (if any) friends outside the Chinese race. - i have a mixture...of ALL races

You or someone you know has the American name David, Danny, Peter, Steve, Kenny, Jenny, Winnie, Wendy, Suzy, Lucy or Linda (unless your parents thought they were creative by naming you Johnson, Jackson, or Emerson). - I kno ppl..yes..but i am a lucky creative one.. hehe .. not a lot of chinese ppl named Sindy.. WITH a SSSSSS

You have a relative that has a long pinky nail and a mole with a long hair growing out of it. - NOPE

You eat chicken’s feet, and eggs that are so rotten they are black (1000 year old egg). - They're not rotten eggs!! PRESERVED!!!.. and they're really good

You are hairless (male or female). - i have a whole head of hair!

It`s guaranteed that either you or your parents have some ugly red tassle thing dangling from your car`s review mirror.

-nope

now..how exactly am i 60-70% stereotypical?? half of those question.. dont even apply to me!!!